The Democrats' futile efforts to crack Romney.

Go get your popcorn! This show is only just beginning...

First it was...mean, rich, "fat cat" Mitt owned a car elevator! He's too rich to be president! (JFK anyone?)

Then out of touch, mean Mitt strapped the family dog to the top of the car during family vacation a million years ago! Mitt Romney hates dogs! (But it was Obama's cuuuulture that he ate a dog!)

Then sexist, misogynist Mitt wants to ban all women's birth control! Vote Obama or women will become slaves! (Repeat after me....GOP War on Women....GOP War on Women...GOP War on---)

Then out of touch Ann Romney wears expensive clothes! (Not even near cost of Moochelle's wardrobe)

Then homophobic, bully Mitt cut a "presumed" gay kid's hair off in prep school 40+ years ago! Mitt hates gay people! (Everyone snorted coke and pushed little girls down in those days! Don't criticize Obama or you'll get arrested!)

Then Mormon militant Mitt's religion was responsible for a little known massacre in Arkansas in the 1850s! Mitt is going to start killing people! (Who is Jeremiah Wright again?)

Now the latest for your viewing pleasure:

Ann Romney enjoys riding horses! Expensive horses! That rich bitch! 


Well gee...I guess I'll vote for Obama then!